kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via dulect)

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

(Source: maryjblige, via lost-in-w0nderland13)

lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

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(via dulect)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via dulect)

Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

(via tyleroakley)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend, via dulect)

"Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation"

Alex Turner (via yosame)

(via aboutarcticmonkeys)

meladoodle:

Hey, no offense but do you want to hold hands?

(Source: meladoodle, via dulect)

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude, via dulect)

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